Laura Being Dumb is… well, it’s kind of sad, actually, in that self-deluding American Idol tryout sort of way. I think it’s very revealing of the kind of illusions most of the people live by in this country. I mean, what the hell were these people thinking? That they were anything but embarrassing? Can you imagine them moving the kitchen table, night after night, to actually practice this? And I love how it ends abruptly, with all of them in their pseudo-lesbian stripper pose… and they just STOP and get up off the floor like it was quittin’ time at work!




where oh where do I sign up??