iThis and iThat. Blah, blah, fucking blah. Will you people knock it off, already? It’s done. Finished. More finished than scooters are.
And am I the only one who thinks the name of the Steve Jobs biography is stupid? If you read the word iCon in the same way you read iTunes, then the title has something to do with… being a con artist or being conned. Let’s everybody stick a lower-case letter i in front of everything! So creative and original!
What the iHell are you iTalking about? Nobody iDoes that anymore. That iWent out slightly iAfter everybody was iNaming their companies things like eBiz, eCorp, and eYadda. Then of course, there was the “My” phase. The next thing, iThink, will be putting “mm” before everything (for Michael Martine, of course).